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How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
→ Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
→ Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Why do blondes have legs?
→ So they don't get stuck to the ground.
→ To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
→ So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
→ It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
→ The Blonde!
How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
→ Flattered.
Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1.
Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater?
→ They went to see "Closed for the Season"
What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
→ 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
→ An interpreter.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
→ A mental block.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.
What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other?
→ An air mattress.
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.
What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head?
→ Sweet Fuck All...
What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
→ Frosted Flakes.
What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
→ Air bubbles.
What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
→ Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
→ Last year's hide-and-seek champ.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
→ A Space Invader.

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