Temperatures and What They Mean

- 40: Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming.

- 35: Italian cars don't start.

- 32: Water freezes.

- 30: You can see your breath. Politicians begin to worry about the Homeless.

- 25: Boston water freezes. Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you.

- 20: Californians weep pitiably, Minnesotans eat ice cream. You can hear your breath.

- 15: N.Y. City water freezes. Politicians begin to talk aobut the homeless.

- 12: You plan a vacation to Mexico.

- 10: Too cold to snow

- 5: You need jumper cables to get the car going. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.

- 3: You plan a vacation in Houston.

- 0: Too cold to skate. American cars don't start.

- -5: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.

- -10: Too cold to think. Politicians actually do something about the homeless.

- -15: Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

- -20: You plan a 2-week hot bath.

- -25: The mighty Monongahela freezes. Japanese cars don't start.

- -30: Californians disappear, Minnesotans button top button...

- Below -30: The kids call home from college.

End of the world...