Drunk in the Bathroom

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells:

- What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!

The drunk responds:

- I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.

The bartender opens the door and looks in:

- You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!