Mother's Day Dinner

A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong.

- Nothing, - said the woman.

Not buying it, he asked again:

- Seriously, what's wrong?

- Do you really want to know? Well, I'll tell you. I have cooked and cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother's Day, you don't even tell me so much as "Thank you."

- Why should I? - he said:

- Not once in 15 years have I gotten a Father's Day gift.

- Yes, - she said:

- but I'm their real mother.