Doctor's Visit

- Doctor - the embarrassed man said.

- I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.

- Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.

The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. The medic said:

- Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.

- Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on.

The doctor took the husband aside. - You're in perfect health - he said.

- Your wife didn't give me an erection either.