The Gas Grill

A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing her expanding backside. He commented:

- Boy, your ass is getting big. Almost as big as the gas grill here.

She angrily stomped across the yard, and he followed saying:

- Yep, that thing is getting huge.

At this, the wife retreated to the far side of the yard. Soon he approached with a tape measure, acquired the width, and exclaimed:

- It IS as big as the gas grill!

Later that night when they were in bed, the husband started making moves on his wife. She just turned away.

- C'mon, honey, - he said.

- what's wrong?

Her cold reply was:

- I'm not firing up this grill for just one little weiner!