Fur Coat Anniversary

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

- HA - he snorted.

- The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!

On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrusts her pubic area forward:

- There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me a fur coat.

- That's not your chest! - he roars back.

- Damn right it's my chest - she argued.

- Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon, it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest. AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT, IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!