The Devil's Offer

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer:

- I can arrange some things for you. I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity - the devil said.

The lawyer thought for a moment.

- What's the catch? - he asked.