An Orange Problem

An old man goes to the doctor and says:

- Dr., I don't know what's wrong with me. My dick is orange.

The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. He has no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently painted anything orange.

The old man said:

- No.

The Dr. thinks for a minute and then asks the guy if he has recently been exposed to any chemicals at work.

The old man said:

- No, I'm retired.

The Dr. then asks the guy if he could have been working with any chemicals in his garage.

The old man replied:

- No Dr., I told you, I'm retired. All I do is sit around all day, watch pornos and eat Cheetos...