Honeymoon Rose

A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.

The bride rolled over and said:

- That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?

The husband replied:

- Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.

- That's nice honey - she replied,

- What did it look like after you rooted it?

- Like a bulldog eating porridge - the husband replied.