The Sin Of Vanity

The girl knelt in the confessional and said:

- Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

- What is it, child?

- Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said:

- My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake.