Nightclub Perfume

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said:

- You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?

The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said:

- You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?

- Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it - the guy replied.