Hillbilly Joe's Lesson

Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly:

- Now you lissen good, Dan'l, 'cuz here's whatcha gotta do.

- One: Take out your penie-pipe.

- Two: Pull back the foreskin.

- Three: Pee.

- Four: Push back your foreskin.

- Five: Put your equipment back.

The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, Joe's wife came running over:

- Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan'l went ta piss an' won't come out of the outhouse!

- Hell, whut's he doin' in there? - Joe said.

- I dunno. He jess keeps sayin' 'Two-four, two-four, two-four......'