An Ancient Irishman

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

- Come have a look over here - says Paddy.

- it's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.

- That's nothing - says Sean.

- here's one named Patrick O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died.

Just then, Shamus yells out:

- Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145 years old!

- What was his name? - asks Paddy.

Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims:

- Miles, from Dublin.

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