Eleven O'Clock

In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:

- It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?

In England they say:

- It's 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?

In France they say:

- It's 11 o'clock do you know where your husband is?

In Poland they say:

- It's 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?