Shark Fishing

There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.

While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says:

- God bless you children, that's Christianity at work. May the lord bless you both, and then kept on walking.

One bloke looks at the other:

- Who the fuck was that?

- Oh - said the other bloke.

- that's Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible.

The other bloke looked around and quickly says:

- Well he knows fuck all about shark fishing.