Collecting for Israel

Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked:

- What are those bags for?

- I'm collecting for Israel - said Mr. Goldfarb.

- You need two bags? - asked Mr. Klein.

- I've got a system - said Mr. Goldfarb.

- It's fantastic. I go into the men's room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say, 'Give for Israel or get a circumcision.' It works. I have forty thousand dollars in this bag.

- What do you have in the other bag? - inquired Mr. Klein.

- Oh, well, not everybody gives.