Monkey Wrench

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem.

- Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench. - He says.

He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard.

The Farmer yells to her:

- Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?

- What? - She yells back.

- A Monkey Wrench!!? - He screams.

- What?

- MONKEY WRENCH!!?... MONKEY WRENCH!!?

- Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!