Hey Juan

During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled:

- Hey Juan!.....

A soldier jumped up and replied:

- What?

The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out:

- Hey John!!

An American replied:

- John isn't here......is that you Juan?

The Mexican general stood up:

- Yeah?!.....