Cattleman at the Gate

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper:

- Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.

The gatekeeper replied:

- First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?