The Microsoft Car
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At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
- If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon.
Recently, General Motors addresses this comment by releasing this statement:
- yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?
Below is a synopsis of the Microsoft Car:
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. for some strange reason, you would accept this too.
- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
- Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
- The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades for their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
- The oil, gas and alternator lights would be replaced with single "general car fault" lights.
- The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
- If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
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