The Microsoft Car

At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

- If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon.

Recently, General Motors addresses this comment by releasing this statement:

- yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?

Below is a synopsis of the Microsoft Car:

  • Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.
  • Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
  • Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. for some strange reason, you would accept this too.
  • You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
  • Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
  • The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades for their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
  • The oil, gas and alternator lights would be replaced with single "general car fault" lights.
  • The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
  • If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
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