Father's Explanation

One day a boy asks his dad:

- What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?

Dad thought for a minute and said:

- Come with me.

He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. He whispered:

- Son - see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy.

The boy asked:

- May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?

- No! - replied his father.

- That might wake up the cunt.