What Marketing Is

Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her:

- I am very good in bed. That is Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her:

- That guy over there is very good in bed. That is Advertising.

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You ask for her phone number. The following day you call her and tell her:

- I am very good in bed. That is Telemarketing .

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You recognize her, you approach her and refresh her memory by telling her:

- Do you remember how good I am in bed? That is Customer Relationship Management. You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You get up, fix your tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it falls and you tell her:

- I am very good in bed. That is Public Relations.

You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. She approaches you and tells you:

- I heard you are very good in bed. That is BRANDING!!