Checking Account

A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller:

- I want to open a fucking checking account.

- Please sir - she replies.

- we can't have language like that in here.

- Why the Fuck not? - he asked.

- Sir - Came her retort.

- I must ask you to refrain from swearing.

- I don't give a shit what you want - he answers.

- I just want to open a fucking checking account.

With this the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch manager. The manager asks if he might be able to help the gentleman.

- Shit yes - came the reply.

- I just won 14 million dollars in the lottery and want to open a fucking checking account.

The branch manager says:

- I see, and this stupid, fucking, bitch is giving you a hard time?