Who Should Be Boss

The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.

The brain said:

- I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks.

The hands said:

- I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person.

The legs declared:

- I shuld be boss since I carry the body and all the weight is on me.

So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.

Then the Asshole spoke up:

- I think I should be boss, because..

He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him:

- You, an asshole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!

The asshole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.

The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could not take it anymore.

- Ok, ok, you're the boss! - they gave in.

So the asshole became the boss of the body.

The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss, you just need to be an asshole.