Toughest Men
NextA marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men.
The army general says:
- Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here!
The private reports as ordered:
- Yes sir?
The general says:
- See that man over there? Kill him!
Without hesitating, the private kills the man.
The general says:
- See? That man has balls!
The marine general says:
- That's nothing. Private, get over here!
The marine private reports:
- Yes, sir?
The marine general says:
- See that man over there? Kill him and then kill yourself.
Without blinking, the marine private pulls out his M-16 and blows away the guy, then turns the rifle on himself and unloads several rounds.
The marine general says:
- See? Now that man has balls!
The admiral says:
- That's nothing.
He calls to a seaman high up on a tower:
- Hey, seaman, jump off that tower!
The seaman answers:
- Excuse me, sir?
The admiral repeats:
- JUMP OFF THAT TOWER!
The seaman replies:
- Fuck you, sir!
The admiral says:
- See? That man has balls and he's got brains too!
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