Slap, Slap, Click

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

- Why, my outfit was so well drilled, that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click - declared one.

- Very good, but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, jingle - conceded the other.

- What was the jingle? - asked the first.

- Oh, just our medals - replied the other off hand.