Nervous Lieutenant

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time excersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.

- Scared, Lieutenant? - I asked.

He replied:

- No, just a bit apperhensive.

I asked:

- What's the diffrence??

He replied:

- That means I'm scared with a university education.