Perfectly Good Aircraft

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

- Obviously the Air Force knows there's no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft,' because they pay you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Army pays its men to jump - the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon.

- You've got it all wrong, Major - an Air Force sergeant replied.

- The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump out of an airplane voluntarily is gonna be too dumb to bitch about the salary.