Abe Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked:

- Going to a party?

- Yeah - the man answered.

- I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life.

- But you look like Abe Lincoln - protested the barkeep.

- That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago.