Getting Married

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter:

- Jacob: Are you the owner?

- Pharmacist: Yes.

- Jacob: Do you sell heart medication?

- Pharmacist: Of course we do.

- Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?

- Pharmacist: All kinds.

- Jacob: Medicine for rheumatism?

- Pharmacist: Definitely.

- Jacob: How about Viagra?

- Pharmacist: Of course.

- Jacob: Medicine for memory?

- Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.

- Jacob: What about vitamins and sleeping pills?

- Pharmacist: Absolutely.

- Jacob: Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts.