Poker Night News

Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack.

All his friends didn't know how to break the news to his wife, finally Johnny said:

- I can be diplomatic about it and break the news gently!.

Johnny rang the bell at Tim's house, and when his wife answered the door, he calmly said to her:

- Tim just gambled with us and lost 1,000 dollars!

When Tim's wife heard this she said:

- Tell him to just drop dead!

Johnny answered:

- That's exactly what he did!.