Life University Degree

A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR:

Autumn Schedule

- MEN 101 Combating Stupidity

- MEN 102 You Too Can Do Housework

- MEN 103 PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

- MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

Winter Schedule

- MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques

- MEN 111 Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4 a.m.

- MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception

- EAT 100 Get A Life, Learn To Cook

- ECON 001A What's Hers Is Hers

Spring Schedule

- MEN 120 How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong

- MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence

- MEN 122 YOU, The Weaker Sex

- MEN 123 Reasons To Give Flowers

- ECON 001B What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass ECON 001A)

SECOND YEAR:

Autumn Schedule

- SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

- SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

- MEN 201 How To Stay Awake After Sex

- MEN 202 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

- ELECTIVE (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule

- MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

- MEN 211 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

- MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

- MEN 213 Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise - Especially Naked

- MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule

- MEN 220 Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

- MEN 221 Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

- MEN 222 Real Men Ask For Directions

- MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay

- MEN 230B Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives

- EAT 101 Cooking With Quiche

- EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils

- EAT 103 Burping And Belching Discreetly

- MEN 231 Mother-in-Law

- MEN 232 Appear To Be Listening

- MEN 233 Just Say, Yes Dear

- ECON 001C Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)