Constipation Problem

Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.

- It's terrible - she said.

- I haven't moved my bowels in a week.

- I see. Have you done anything about it? - asked the doctor.

- Naturally - she replied.

- I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night.

- No - the doctor said.

- I mean do you take anything?

- Naturally - she answered.

- I take a book.