Psychoanalysis

One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house. Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying.

Her friend begged her to share what was wrong:

- Oh, it's just terrible - she wailed. Today the doctor told me I'm in love with my father, and. . .and. . .and you know, he's a married man!