Just In Case

- Mr. Chilton, - the analyst said.

- I think this will be your last visit.

- Does that mean I'm cured? - he asked.

- For all practical purposes, yes, - she said.

- I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the kleptomania came from.

- Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do something to repay you for helping me.

- You've paid my fee, - the doctor said.

- That's the only responsibility you have.

- I know, - Chilton said.

- But isn't there some personal favor I could do for you?

- Well, - the doctor said.

- I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television.