Where Are The Fingers

Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room.

The doctor says:

- Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do.

Jon says:

- I haven't got the fingers.

The doctor says:

- What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 1998. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?

Jon says:

- Well, shit, Doc, I couldn't pick 'em up.