Laxatives And Prune Juice

A man walks in to a doctors office and says:

- Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.

The doctor replies:

- Are you gay?

The man answers:

- yes.

The doctor says:

- I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice.

- Take ALL of the laxatives and drink ALL of the prune juice. Take a nap for a couple of hours. When you wake up your problem will be solved.

The man answers:

- Will that cure my AIDS?

The doctor replies:

- No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!