Three Ducks at the Bar

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck:

- What's your name?

- Huey - replies the duck. So, how's your day been?

- Oh, I've had a great day - replies Huey. I've been in and out of puddles all day.

The bartender asks the second duck:

- What's your name?

- Duey - replies the duck. So, how's your day been?

- Oh, I've had a great day - replies Duey. I've been in and out of puddles all day.

The witty bartender says to the third duck:

- So I guess your name is Louie?

The duck replies:

- No, I'm Puddles.