A Small Disappointment

Two GIs in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit.

- I can't go in here, it's really going to stink.

- There's another trench over there.

- I'll cover you with the M60... just give me a shout and I'll cover you so you can get back.

- OK.

So the GI runs across while the other fires off the machine gun.

He's waiting 10 minutes... 15... 20... he shouts out:

- Are you OK?... nothing.

Over an hour later he hears his mate shouting.

- Cover me, I'm coming back!

When he jumps back in, his mate says:

- Where the fuck have you been? You've been gone for over an hour.

- Yeah, I know. There's a girl in there, I played with her tits, fondled her arse, turned her round and fucked her from behind!

- It was great!

- You lucky bastard - said the other.

- Did you get a blow job?

- Nah - said the other, disappointedly.

- She didn't have a head.