A Cold Night at the Brothel

On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the local brothel and the madam said:

- You'll have to wait.

- But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now.

- Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs.

- Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room.

So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one of the staff and, after looking for a place to consummate the transaction, they decide to do it on the roof. But it's a very cold night, and they freeze to death and fall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks them over, staggers to the door, and knocks.

- Go away! - says the madam.

- We don't allow drunks in here!

- I don't want in - says the drunk.

- I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell down.