Waking Up in the Woods

A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked:

- If you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell anyone?

- Hell no! - the guy said.

The stranger then asked:

- If you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?

The man said:

- Of course not.

- Wanna go camping?