Three Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said:

- I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?

No.

The second beau came to the door and said:

- I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?

No.

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer:

- Hello, my name is Chuck.

The farmer shot Chuck.