Skinning Them

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom.

- Oh yuck!! - she proclaimed as she pointed it out to her new husband.

As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked:

- What, they don't use those things where you come from?

- Yeah, but we don't skin 'em! - she said.