The Wonder Drug

A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say:

- Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?

- Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore! - announces a proud physician.

- They just came out with this new wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take some pills, and your problems are history.

So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merry way.

A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on the street.

- Doctor, Doctor! - exclaims the man excitedly.

- I've got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful! I've had sex fourteen times in eight days!

- Well, I'm glad to hear that - says the pleased physician.

- What does your wife think about it?

- Wife? - asks the man.

- I haven't even been home yet!