A Fortune Teller

A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

- Ah..... - said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball.

- I see you are the father of two children.

- That's what you think - said the man scornfully.

- I'm the father of THREE children.

The woman grinned and said:

- That's what YOU think.