Stuck Together

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix:

- See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together.

- I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman - said the dentist calmly - and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers' braces all the time.

Mr. Tuckerman whispered:

- Yes, but from an IUD?