Naming Your Dog

Everybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I call my dog "Sex". When I went to city hall to buy a licence I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex. He said:

- I'd like one too.

But then I said:

- This is a dog.

He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said:

- You don't understand I've had Sex since I was nine years old.

He said:

- You must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife, me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said:

- You don't understand Sex keeps me awake at night.

The clerk said:

- Me too.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets.

- But you don't understand - I said.

I hoped to have Sex on T.V. He called me a show off.

When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said:

- Your honor, I had Sex before I was married.

The judge said:

- Me too.

Then I told him that after I was married Sex left. He said:

- Me too.

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked:

- What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?

I said I'm looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.