A Midget At The Party

A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other.

After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.

- I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget - said the woman.

- Especially with the size difference and all.

- Just take off your cloths, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes - said the midget.

The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her.

Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.

- If you think that was good - said the midget with a smirk.

- Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!