String in a Bar
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A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says:
- I am sorry but we can't serve strings here.
The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says:
- Waiter, give me a beer.
The waiter says:
- Hey aren't you the string who came in here earlier.
The string replies:
- No, I'm a fraid knot.
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